Jokes And Riddles For Kids

1st January 2013

A rooster laid an egg on a barn roof. Which way would it roll?
(Roosters don't lay eggs, hens do!)

Where do you find a chicken with no legs?
(Exactly where you left it!)

What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
(Foul weather!)

What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?

Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?
(At the quack of dawn!)

Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
(The outside!)
Why do hens lay eggs?
(If they dropped them, they'd break!)

How do chickens bake a cake?
(From scratch!)

Why can't a rooster ever get rich?
(Because he works for chicken feed!)

What's the most musical part of a chicken?
(The drumstick!)

Why did the chicken go to the seance?
(To get to the other side!)

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?
(Roost beef!)

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from?
(A poul-tree!)

What's a haunted chicken?
(A poultry-geist!)

What's a henway?
(About 5 pounds!)

Silly girl: Why does your son say, "Cluck, cluck, cluck".
Mrs. Poulet: Because he thinks he's a chicken .
Silly girl: Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?
Mrs. Poulet: Because we need the eggs.

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