Riddlles And Jokes About Ducks
How do you get down off an elephant?
(You don't, you get down off a duck!)
When a duck has no money, what does it tell the waiter?
(Put it on my bill!)
Which animal grows down?
What's the difference between a duck with one wing and a duck with two wings?
(Why, that's a difference of a pinion!)
Who stole the soap?
(The robber ducky!)
What do ducks watch on TV?
Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?
(At the quack of dawn!)