Deluxe - barely standard.
Superior accommodations - one complimentary chocolate, free shower cap.
All the amenities - two chocolates, two shower caps. Just like home - no maid service.
Plush - both top and bottom sheets, bed shakes.
Gentle breezes - in hurricane alley.
Light and airy - no air-conditioning.
Picturesque - theme park nearby.
24-hour bar - ice cubes at additional cost (when available).
Source: Tourism Update